2016 Copyright Holistic Natural Health
South East suburbs
Pre & Post Natal Care
Wheel chair access
We proudly support:
cancer research, breast cancer prevention, women's health initiatives, research into depression, their causes and treatment options, using natural therapies as a first rather than last choice if and when available
We welcome people from all walks of life regardless of their colour, race, gender, size, religious beliefs, sexual orientation and practices, financial status, political persuasion.
The above statement is on our website for years. Yet, we still get asked questions. So here it is again:
Yes, we welcome people with disabilities and those who practice and enjoy alternative lifestyles.
We are non-judgemental and will endeavour to provide you with the very best service there is.
We promote and we are passionate about:
eating and living healthy, healthy mind heathy body concept, body-mind-spirit connection, providing the best service we possibly can, using natural therapies as a viable treatment option, human rights, equal opportunities, zero tolerance for any kind of abuse, the punishment to fit the crime, animal rescues and shelters
Mount Martha VIC 3934
If Mt Martha is too far for you to travel we can visit you in your home, office, hotel, etc.
Andrew also travels interstate (Sydney, Canberra, Adelaide, Brisbane, Perth, Hobart) and internationally to see clients
Bookings are essential!
Phone: 0466 512 100
Call or SMS 24/7
First/last appointment commences at:
Mon - Fri: 8:00am and 9:00pm
Sat - Sun: 9:00am and 9:00pm
For emergency you can contact us 24/7
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Our goal is to provide services at the highest standard and to make all of our clients happy and satisfied.
* Even though a close friend recommended you to me, I was quite nervous when I came to see you as I have not had a massage from a man before. After a few minutes of talking with you I started to feel at ease and I got more and more comfortable as time passed. Thank you so much for the best massage I ever had. I will most certainly recommend you to my friends. - J.R. Glen Waverley VIC
* This massage you just gave me was the best I have ever had. - D.E. Fitzroy Crossing WA
There are many more Testimonials here.
We would have thought the following was pretty normal and self explanatory..... but it seems we need to clarify this for some of you. So, if you are a new client/visitor here, please consider the following prior to calling us:
Please unblock your Caller ID so we can return your call in case when we are busy with clients and cannot answer your call. If you still decide to call us with a blocked caller id, we will think you have resons to hide it from us!
Please leave a message with your first name clearly stated and the best time to return your call. Any additional info is useful and welcomed by us.
Please review the many therapy options we offer and select what you may think best fits your needs.
If you are unsure what therapy to choose please be open and honest with us about your needs and circumstances so we can recommend the most suitable/best fit therapy for your specific needs.
If we happen to be free and answer your call, please do not hang up on us. Yes, some people do! This is not only unnecessary but rude and indicates bad manners. After all you have a need and you are contacting us to help you. We are discreet and our confidentiality is guaranteed!
If you are looking to book a COUPLES therapy, PLEASE discuss with your partner what therapy you intend to book. Do not assume your partner will be happy to go forward with your choices. We often find that is not the case and we do not need the unpleasantness this results in!
Please check out our testimonials page. You will find client feedbacks from many clients.
Ask as many questions as you need when we talk to you. We want your experience with us to be 100% satisfactory for you.
We have clients in Australia in all states except Northern Territory. We also have clients and regular visitors from the following countries: USA, UK, France, Germany, Switzerland, Netherlands, Poland, Serbia, Bulgaria, UAE, India, Srilanka, Bangladesh, Japan, Vietnam, China, South Korea.
If you are a female looking for casual/ad-hoc or semi regular work please check out our Job Opportunities page and contact us!
We welcome people from all walks of life, including those with disabilities and those who practice alternative lifestyles.
However, we do not provide walk in services!
You must book an appointment to see us!
You can contact us day or night for an appointment!
We are about QUALITY rather than QUANTITY!
Attention to detail, hygiene and pleasing you are high on our priority list.
If you are new to our website, please enjoy your tour and do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions. Our services are wide ranging and in general far better than similar services you can find anywhere on the planet. We are here to provide you with the very best experiences.
Our fees start at a modest $50 and go up from there to several hundred $.
While we are not expensive, we trust, you appreciate and understand that the best sevices do not come at the cheapest price! Having said that, you will get the best services from us for your money. Also, many of the services we provide you cannot get anywhere else.
Please check out our Testimonials page and read what our clients say, then choose the services that bests suit your individual needs or ask us to custom tailor it for you.
Those of you who want a female therapist please note:
If we have not seen you before you must book a four hand massage (two therapist) for your first appointment!
There will be no exceptions as the safety of our therapists is paramount!
If you need a receipt for the services we provide
so you can claim on your health cover please let us know at the time of booking!
We had clients who thought they were covered but............
Please note: it is your responsibility to ensure you know the rules of your health fund! We cannot get involved in your dispute with your health fund, nor can we alter and/or reissue recipts!
To avoid the above problems, we provide discounted services for those who are not sure they can claim on their health fund cover and/or pay with cash. Please ask for details and conditions when booking your appointment.
Before contacting us please check out the many therapies available for you to select from and also all the useful information we provided you with here on the pages of our website.
If the services/options you want are not listed here on our website, it does not mean we do not offer the services. There are a number of reasons why it is not practical to list every possible service/option. Just ask us and we will do our best to assist you. There is a lot more info on members only areas, but we need to get to know you first. Please give us a call and tell us what you seek or book an appointment for "inquiry for custom service/s". We will not only discuss your requirements, but provide you with all the information we can and a firm, up front cost estimate we stand by.
If you visit our website regularly, but yet to make a booking,.... WE DO NOT BITE! Unless of course that is what you were looking for. :) Seriously, you can trust our confidentiality and non judgemental approach. Give us a call and tell us about your needs.
You will not be disappointed.
When you call us you will speak to Andrew or if he is busy, you will hear his voice mail.
If your interest in our services is genuine there is absolutely no reason for you to block your "caller id" when you call us! Furthermore, we have no way to return your call. So, please do us and yourself a favour and unblock your "caller id" and please tell us your name too when you leave a message. Thank you.
If you are looking for an apppointment on the day you call us, we generally can offer a mobile appointment to see you. That is, we will come to you! However, if you would like to come to us, please read below:
While on rare occasions we have bookings available at our premises on the day you call, that is not the NORM! As we endeavour to provide the very best massage services you can find on the planet,
we are generally booked out well in advance and even the two daily EMERGENCY appointments we set aside get booked out quickly.
We appreciate that not being able to get a booking in the last minute is disappointing. So, to avoid disappointment, if and when possible, please phone in advance to make your booking.
We were asked to provide additional short appointments so both existing and new clients could book to have a treatment when they do not have time for a full body treatment.
The new short appointments (20min from $50, 30min from $65, 45min from $80) are for people who are very busy and need a short appointment in the morning, lunch time or in the afternoon for headache, pain in shoulder/neck/lower back, stress or tension that need to be released right away to prevent a bigger problem later on.
Those of you who seek something more than just a normal massage:
We are here for you. If you have a lot of stress and/or tensions and have difficulty to release/let go, if you have yet to experience bliss, then it is time to book with us. Let us show you the way. We are not only qualified in many more therapies than most businesses/practitioners are, but we are happy to accommodate all requests...within reason of course. If your request for extras, additinal options is reasonable and not against the law, we are happy to listen to you and provide you with the services you seek.
Amrit (Sanskrit) or Amata (Pali) means immortality. The drink (often referred to as nectar of bliss or nectar of gods) that confers immortality upon Gods!
No, we are not Gods, but we can help you to retain a youthful image and slow down ageing. Come and visit us for an appointment to unite body, mind and soul. Let us show you the way to iner peace, tranquility and bliss. You will be glad you did.
We need females as massage mediums for female students to practice on.
Strictly females, NO males!
We occasionally need couples too. So, if you are keen, please register your interest with Andrew.
Do you fit the description below:
If you recently gave birth and/or are suffering from PMS, PMDD, depression, having low self-esteem, too much stress in your life, lymphatic drainage issues, fertility issues, fibromyalgia we have treatments that can help you. You may even also qualify for reduced treatment fees.
Manual Lymphatic Drainage is one of our speciality treatments.
It is an absolutely essential treatment to remove toxins from the body. Women who wear bras most of the day and/or wear tight clothing are most at risk as they cut lymphatic circulation.
You can find more info here. Book a treatment with us now.
We have a number of clients who suffer from this illness. As all of our clients have substantially improved and now have much less pain and improved lifestyle. We are seeking more clients with this condition to see if the treatments we do would help them as well.
Please call Andrew or send an SMS message with your details.
Reproductive Organ Massage (Fertility treatment)
We had a number of requests from clients to offer this therapy again.
See more/detailed info in REMEDIAL treatments.
PMS, PMDD, depression, low self-esteem, stress relief
Please talk to us about your condition and we can let you know about the treatment options available to help you.
Please click on the links (any of the underlined text) on the left side of this page to get detailed info on any of the SERVICES you are interested in to receive.
Massage, aromatherapy, energy healing and sugaring
(the natural hair removal alternative especially for people with sensitive skin)
the home of massage
The place to visit for infinite source of positive energy, love and healing
Whether you are seeking help with an ailment, some form of stress relief or to indulge in total relaxation we are here for you.
Follow up appointments (20-45 min):
as required by our clients
Triggered stress/tension release
(incl. use of massagers - Clt, Gsp, Mo, Sqrt)
(Swedish, hot stone, bamboo, Lomi Lomi)
(stress/tension relief, nurturing TLC/body appreciation, deep physical and mental relaxation)
(treatment involves all your chakras or concentrates on Root chakra only)
(therapeutic, deep tissue, anti-cellulite, DETOX/manual lymphatic drainage, body toning, Reproductive Organ Massage)
(Basic, Advanced and Ultimate treatment including tantric)
(consulation and bathe for conditions like: headaches, insomnia, stress, depression, digestive problems, women suffering from PMS, excessive bleeding, menstrual cramps)
(hair removal including full Brazilian)
For conditions like:
* Relief from trauma, emotional / mental stress and anxiety
* Relaxation, increased vitality and energy
* Improved concentration and performance
* Increased motivation to achieve
* Dealing better with changes
* Recovering from loss of partner and/or relationship break-ups)
* The art of Tantra
* Self breast massage
* Reconnection massage for couples
We seek to exchange with:
* massage students
* massage enthusiasts
*people who would like to learn
* For those who genuinely need, but can not afford to pay for treatment
We set aside two appointments every day for genuine emergencies.
See more info here.
Basic relaxation therapies:
Advanced relaxation therapies:
This is a genuine research into sexual function and dysfunction. The more people willing to talk to us the more info we can collect. Data collection will be done anonymously.
Our research is focusing on understanding what makes you highly sexual and if you have a dysfunction, whether the dysfunction is a result of a medical condition (inherited or as a result of some trauma), lack of understanding/incorrect technique, mental/physical block, whether age is a contributing factor.
We are looking for women for our research into sexual function and dysfunction (see below) in three age groups: below 30yo, 30-45yo and over 45yo.
The participants we seek: You are either very highly sexual (sex is never enough, i.e. a hotwife, a nymphomaniac), the opposite (you really do not enjoy sex/not miss it if you are not having any) or somewhere in between.
If you belong to either of the first two categories you will know it, no doubt. If you are somewhere in between, you will know that too. If you have a dysfunction, you may recognise yourself in one of the following:
You have never conceived though wanted to/have difficulty to conceive,
You can conceive, but miscarry when you do,
You never had an orgasm of any kind,
You never had a squirting orgasm,
You can only reach orgasm in one specific way: i.e. only by clitoral stimulation/only via anal intercourse, etc,
You can only reach orgasm in one position (i.e. doggy, cow girl, missionary, etc).
So, whether you are highly sexual, the opposite (no interest at all) or somewhere in between, we are interested to talk to you and we would love to have an informal chat/exchange emails with you.
If we believe you can help us further with our research studies we would ask you to join one of our research groups (see age groups above) for further involvement.
For the initial discussion people can contact us with minimal details about their personal identity (first name, age, email contact; the category you belong to (highly sexual, non-sexual, in between; any dysfunction you may have - as listed above) and as such you can remain anonymous to us. If we would like to talk to you further and ask you to provide more info or even participate, then we will reply to your email address and you will have the choice of declining participation or to participate and provide more personal info about yourself. Your personal details will remain confidential and only known by the person in contact with you as part of one of the relevant research groups.
If you are a male with a wife or girlfriend and you would like to nominate her that is ok too. Also, this may give an opportunity to those of you who would like his wife/girlfriend to open up/interested in experiencing and learning about sexual pleasures...of course, only if she participates in the program.
Would you like FREE treatments?
We are continually looking for people for massage reasearch, this time relating to the reproductive system (please SMS for details).
We are also looking for massage donors who whish to donate their body for massage classes. Please click here for more details on massage donors.
Please check out the links to Complimentary Treatments and Massage Exchange.
0466 512 100
When you call, please state your given name. It is much easier for us to communicate with you if we can address you by your name.
If you leave a voice message then please ensure that as a minimum, your name and contact number is easy to understand. It would be very helpful if you did not have your Caller Id blocked on your phone. Thank you.
If you send an SMS, please leave your full name, contact details, the type and duration of the services you require, the day and time you would like your appointment to be and anything else we should know. We will endeavour to get back to you as soon as humanly possible.
In general we respond to clients within a few hours after receiving an inquary. If you have not heard from us within 24 hours then there is a chance that we did not actually recieve your message. Please send us an SMS.
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Discounts, special events, activities.
Please sms your details to Andrew if you are interested to join.
Images from last European
(Spain and Portugo) trip